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TRUMP VS SCHWARZENEGGER OVER ‘THE APPRENTICE’ POOR RATINGS

I watched roughly 15 minutes of the first episode of the new Celebrity Apprentice starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. It just so happened that I tuned in for the last 15 minutes of the show. In that time, I thought Schwarzenegger did an alright job at the helm — I liked his thought process when making his final decision on who to fire — but there were five really shitty, cringe-worthy things that stood out in only that 15 minute span.

1. Schwarzenegger scolding Jon Lovitz for not referring to him as “Governor” in the boardroom.  I get that the celebs aren’t supposed to call him “Arnold” but pointing it out only made him look like the shithead, not Lovitz.

2. Schwarzenegger using “You’re terminated” as his firing catch phrase. It’s nowhere near as catchy as “You’re fired” and it just came off awkwardly. But maybe I’m saying that because it was immediately followed it up with…

3. Schwarzenegger telling the fired employee to “Get to the chopper.” I know we want to add some Schwarzenegger-isms into the show, but Jesus Christ, they’re making it a joke.

4. An actual fucking chopper took the contestant away. I didn’t CRINGE at this, I was actually kind of impressed they tied it together. Doesn’t make it less stupid, though.

5. Once the celebrity is fired, Schwarzenegger lights up a cigar right in the boardroom. That’s way too many Schwarzenegger-isms in a four minute span. CRINGE.

 

Here is Arnold’s … excuse me, the Governor’s response:

Rather than marching down to Trump Tower and snapping his neck with his bare hands, Arnold Schwarzenegger decided to make his response to Trump a positive message. He knew whatever he said would go viral so he took it as an opportunity to wish Trump luck.

 

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