The women behind the new Tumblr account How To Make Me Come had one goal in mind — finding a sensible shoe for Fall. No. What was it? Oh, right, orgasming.
Not just orgasming, showing men how to make the orgasm. I’m not sure if it will work considering their countless dirty tales of all the times they done the O-face will make a guy finish before he’s even done reading.
The How To Make Me Come Tumblr is the brain child of a 27-year-old writer – who goes by the fake name of Sylvia – and she created it after an unsatisfying experience in the sack. To date, 72 nameless contributors have written graphic essays on their own encounters, needs and desires and probably caused thousands of strangers to change their shorts.
Just check out some of the blog titles on How To Make Me Come:
Keep going? Ok, well, hope you’ve got a change of pants on hand.
#26 “I AM STILL EXPLORING MY SEXUALITY AND AS A RESULT, SOMETIMES I’M FEELING PENIS, SOMETIMES I’M FEELING VAGINA, AND THIS CAN VERY MUCH AFFECT WHETHER OR NOT I AM GOING TO ACTUALLY ENJOY HAVING SEX WITH YOU.“
We good? Get the point? No? Fine, one more.
Alright, that’s enough. You’ve got work in a couple minutes.
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