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If Twilight Wasn’t Strange (Stupid?) Enough Before – It Certainly Is Now

Charlie drives and parks in the middle of his lawn instead of his driveway for some strange reason.

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There’s a picture of a wolf on Bella’s bedroom wall in her home. ~Foreshadowing~ perhaps?

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There is also a “reading is sexy” bumper sticker on her wall… BUT ALSO NAKED DOLLS WITH NO LEGS??? Oh, and Twister.

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Bella also apparently really, really, really likes dogs.

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This girl, who does NOT look old enough to be playing a volleyball game during P.E. in a high school.

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The Cullens are all matching except for Edward — the only one at the table not wearing white for some reason. (Uh, did you not get the memo, Eddy?)

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White will probably hide the fact that you’re a pale, sparking vampire, duh.

Rosalie is eating a carrot at lunch even though vampires can’t EAT ANYTHING! WTF, ROSALIE?!

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What is this sign supposed to even say?? “Show y’r Spartan spirtit”? WHO SPELLCHECKED THIS??

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Literally every guy at Forks High School is in love with Bella, including this one.

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Bella is carrying the golden onion as she leaves the classroom because she and Edward won it in biology — mostly due to the fact that he is a bajillion years old and attending high school for the bajillionth time.

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Mr. Molina is truly the most underappreciated character in this movie. I mean, he is honestly TRYING to get his students excited about literal waste.

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The author, Stephenie Meyer, made a lil’ appearance in this scene in the cafe.

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Bella drinks water out of the sink even though there is a case of water bottles right next to her. Why? Who even knows.

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The restaurant Bella and Edward eat at is literally called “Bloated Toad.” Is that what you feel like after you eat the pasta? Also, that sign is kinda creepy.

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Also Edward is wearing sunglasses as he walks with Bella from the parking lot into school, BUT IF IT’S SO SUNNY WHY ISN’T HE SPARKLING????

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Also Edward says he’s going to hell but vampires don’t die…so????

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Bella sees her friends leaving the cafe, and for some reason they decide to take the mugs??

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James has blood under his fingernails when he talks to Bella on the phone. Also, the ballet studio is called Mimi’s School of Dance.

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James is not wearing shoes for some reason as he tries to murder Bella in the studio and suck her blood.

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Bella goes kinda cross-eyed when Edward starts sucking her blood.

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There are two random ping-pong balls on Charlie’s kitchen table.

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And finally, you see Victoria at the prom before she makes her big reveal at the end.

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