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Greetings, Americans. We present to you the most embarrassing aspects of each state, according to us. Don’t cry, though: Every state has its drawbacks. The best thing you can do is own it and be proud. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the United States of Shame.

(Note: Each state contains a link to the source.)

1. The state beverage of Alabama is whiskey (the only alcoholic state beverage).
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2. Alaska is the rape capital of America.
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3. The U.S. Postal Service actually has to use mules to deliver mail in some parts of Arizona.
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4. Arkansas is the state most densely populated with Walmarts.
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5. Ladies’ nights in California are against the law due to gender discrimination.
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6. Colorado has the highest rate of reported cocaine usage.
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7. An $11 million fountain in Connecticut was recently shut down because too many people were urinating and defecating into it.
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8. Delaware has been the least successful state in the Miss USA pageant.
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9. In 2012, Florida had more arrests for public masturbation than all other states combined.
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10. Honey Boo Boo is from Georgia.
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11. Spam is so popular in Hawaii that it’s nicknamed “Hawaiian Steak.”
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12. Idaho’s governor is named Butch Otter. Look at this guy.
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13. Illinois politicians were ranked the absolute worst in the country last year.
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14. Indiana ranks No. 1 in meth lab seizures.
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15. Iowa is home to the National Hobo Convention, which takes place every year.
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16. In Kansas, a law had to be made to stop folks from shooting rabbits from their motorboats.
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17. In April in Kentucky, a man was arrested for riding on his horse while drunk.
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18. One out of every 70 people is incarcerated in Louisiana.
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19. Maine is infested with crazy cat people.
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20. The official sport in Maryland is jousting.
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21. Massachusetts was the first state to ban happy hour. For shame.
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22. The city of Flint, Michigan, has a law against sagging your pants so low that your ass shows.
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23. Minnesota is the most hipster state in America.
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24. Mississippi officially abolished slavery in 2013. That’s right, just two years ago.
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25. The state animal of Missouri is the jackass.
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26. Prostitution is considered a “crime against the family” in Montana.
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27. The best thing to come out of Nebraska is Kool-Aid.
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28. Nevada has the highest percentage of divorced people in the country (obviously).
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29. From an economic and lifestyle standpoint, New Hampshire is considered the worst place to live for young people.
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30. “Jersey Shore” was based in New Jersey.
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31. The most famous person from New Mexico is a guy who doesn’t exist.
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32. New York has the most AIDS per capita.
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33. Oral sex is considered a crime against nature in North Carolina.
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34. Men in North Dakota have the smallest penises countrywide.
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35. It’s illegal to catch a fish while drunk in Ohio. (Then what’s the point of fishing?!)
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36. The official vegetable of Oklahoma is a watermelon (a fruit).
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37. Oregon’s largest city, Portland, has more strip clubs per capita than any other American city.
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38. Noodle Doosie, Pennsylvania, was once an actual town.
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39. There is no penalty for incest in Rhode Island.
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40. South Carolina holds an annual tobacco-spitting contest at the “Hell Hole Swamp.”
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41. The world famous Mashed Potato Wrestling Contest is held in South Dakota.
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42. It is against the law for children to hold hands in Tennessee because it is a “gateway sexual activity.”
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43. There are around 29,000 registered machine guns in Texas.
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44. More people say “dag nabbit,” “fricking” and “shut the front door” in Utah than any other state.
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45. Vermont is considered America’s “hippie epicenter.”
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46. Virginia was the birthplace of frats, and by extension, bros.
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47. In 2005, Washington officially banned bestiality and was the last state to do so, only after the infamousMr. Hands incident.
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48. According to West Virginia law books, one may take home roadkill for supper.
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49. Wisconsin is America’s drunkest state.
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50. Wyoming has the highest suicide rate in the U.S.
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America.

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THE UNITED STATES OF SHAME: AN EMBARRASSING FACT ABOUT EVERY STATE IN AMERICA

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