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Vegan Has Conflict With A Man Who Thinks A Blowjob Is The Same As Eating A Sausage

 

Everyone knows that vegans are against the consumption of meat and products that came from animals, as well as keeping animals in factory farms before their eventual slaughter.

But apparently, according to one person from Australia, vegans should also be against blowjobs, because they somehow resemble sausages. Yeah.

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Toni Eade from Townsville, Queensland, was chatting to a mate about veganism when this strange topic came up. This guy accused her of being a hypocrite because on one hand she doesn’t put meat in her mouth and yet, in his eyes, she puts meat in her mouth when she hypothetically gives a bloke a blowjob.

They had been chatting for a while and the 19-year-old couldn’t workout whether the guy was winding her up for a laugh or was actually dead serious.

In one message, he asked a rhetorical question of: “Would you hold a sausage and stroke it while it’s in your mouth? No. You wouldn’t put it in your mouth.”

We’re as confused as Toni.

 

 

 

 

 

The teenager said: “I was in shock when he said that, of all the routes you could go why that? It was kind of humorous but also kind of shocking.

“I considered him a close friend and trusted him. I had to block him after this: he had no respect for my opinion, so why should I respect his?”

Toni has been a vegan for six months now and says even though she’s only been doing it for a short time, she’s had plenty of abuse about it.

“In my personal experience meat-eaters often attack the meat-eating community,” she said. “I never push my views on anyone. All I ask is that people keep an open mind and do your research.”

 

Toni’s mate apologised if he offended her and tried to end the feud with a classic: “I’ll do me you do you.”

To be fair, a quick search on Google of blowjobs and veganism shows that there are plenty of people who debate whether the sex act adheres to the lifestyle.

But this line of questioning usually focuses on semen rather than the actual act itself.

The Vegan Society, according to Men’s Health, says it is ‘strictly neutral on the actions of consenting adults’ and ‘veganism relates explicitly to non-human animals’. So, that settles that tricky scenario – if you’re a vegan and you want to go down on your partner, as long as it’s consensual, you can go until the cows come home. Wait…

 

 

 

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