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Watch This Naked Man Swan Dive Off The Stage At EDC

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The aliens are coming, and when they do, they’ll realize their mistake almost immediately. “Oh, we must have got the address wrong,” they’ll stammer awkwardly after seeing this:

Indeed, that is a nude man leaping headfirst from a Las Vegas stage at EDC, which technically stands for “Electric Daisy Carnival” but could just as easily mean “Exceptionally Dumb Circus” or “Seriously, What The Fuck Is Wrong With You.”

“Dude was clearly on too much of something,” Typical Banana shrewdly observes.

The naked earthling reportedly performed his routine at neonGARDEN, and it’s unclear what became of him after. The aliens, for their part, took stock of the scene unfolding before them and shuffled quietly back onto their space craft.

EDC is the largest EDM festival in the world, but rarely does the event occur without incident.  On Wednesday, a San Diego woman was pronounced dead after collapsing while waiting for a shuttle to depart the festival.

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