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WHY SHOULD YOU SUBSCRIBE? SUBSCRIBE TO KEEP US LIVE!

AS MOST OF YOU KNOW WE ALMOST SHUT DOWN THIS LAST MONTH DUE TO LACK OF AD REVENUE.
BUT SOME VERY GENEROUS PEOPLE STEPPED UP AND DONATED ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY THE SERVER COSTS TO KEEP US UP AND RUNNING.
A BIG GIANT THANK YOU GOES OUT TO ALL THOSE FOLKS.
HERE IS A LINK TO THAT THREAD FOR ANY INTERESTED IN WHAT WENT DOWN: https://www.chaostrophic.com/bad-news-guys/

BUT NOW WE REALLY NEED EVERYONE TO STEP UP. WE HAVE TO GET TO WORK. AND IT REQUIRES TEAMWORK.
WE ARE THANKFUL FOR EVERYONE WHO HELPED US LAST MONTH, BUT WE NEED PEOPLE TO SUBSCRIBE TO HELP PAY THE $500.00 A MONTH FOR THE SERVER EACH AND EVERY MONTH.
IF 500 PEOPLE SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST ONE DOLLAR A MONTH. WE MAKE IT.
RIGHT NOW WE ARE FAR BELOW THAT MONTHLY THRESHOLD AND I FEAR WE WILL BE BACK IN TROUBLE AND IN DANGER OF CLOSING DOWN AGAIN IF YOU GUYS DON’T SUBSCRIBE.

SERVERS COST MONEY…SO WE NEED MONEY…

$1 A MONTH FOR THE LAUGHS. $1 A MONTH FOR THE WEIRD.
ONLY $1 A MONTH AND WE CAN STAY UP.

I KNOW IT IS EASY TO THINK, “OH SOMEONE ELSE WILL PAY FOR IT”, BUT WHAT IF THEY DON’T?

500 PEOPLE NEED TO PLEDGE JUST ONE MEASLY LITTLE DOLLAR TO KEEP ENJOYING OUR CRAPTASTIC CONTENT.

IT’S A BUCK. YOU CAN’T EVEN BUY A SODA FOR A BUCK ANYMORE, BUT WE WILL ENTERTAIN YOU ALL MONTH FOR ONE! NOW THAT IS A BARGAIN!

WE HAVE MANY TIERS OF SUBSCRIPTION AND EACH TIER GETS SPECIAL ACCESS TO SUBSCRIBER ONLY CONTENT.
TIER ONE GETS 1 SUBSCRIBER POST A MONTH
TIER TWO GETS 2 SUBSCRIBER POSTS A MONTH
BOOB TUBE TIER 2.5 GETS 2 SUBSCRIBER POSTS A MONTH AND 2 extra (nude) boob posts a WEEK (That’s 8 Extra Boob Posts A Month)
TIER THREE GETS 4 SUBSCRIBER POSTS A MONTH AND THE BOOB TUBE CONTENT
GOD TIER GETS EVERYTHING (ALL THE TIERS AND BOOB TUBE) PLUS EXCLUSIVE WEEKEND CONTENT

THE IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER IS THAT SUBSCRIBING KEEPS US ONLINE AND THE SERVER ON.
WE NEED YOU.

HERE IS THE SUBSCRIPTION SIGN UP: https://www.chaostrophic.com/membership-account/membership-levels/

IF ANYONE IS HAVING TROUBLE SUBSCRIBING PLEASE WRITE ME AT CATASTROPHIC@CHAOSTROPHIC.COM AND I WILL HELP YOU.

I KNOW PAYPAL HAS BEEN AN ISSUE FOR SOME.

THE GO FUNDME IS STILL ACTIVE IF YOU WOULD RATHER JUST DONATE: https://www.gofundme.com/f/save-chaostrophic

ANYTHING YOU CAN DO HELPS…
SO PLEASE HELP.
LET’S KEEP THE CHAOS COMING!

WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO PROVIDING YOU WITH ENDLESS HOURS OF MIND NUMBING, TIME WASTING ENTERTAINMENT!

PLUS, IT’S THE FIRST STEP IN BECOMING A WORLD RENOWNED PHILANTHROPIST!

IF YOU CAN’T SUBSCRIBE, CUT OFF YOUR ADBLOCK AND GO CLICK ON OUR OTHER SITES, THEY HAVE BETTER ADVERTISING:

https://www.spasticbastard.com/ OR https://www.cutesypooh.com/

30 replies on “WHY SHOULD YOU SUBSCRIBE? SUBSCRIBE TO KEEP US LIVE!”

Ok. I turned off my ad blocker for here and your other sites. The only reason I had on before was it took a long time for pages to load. I’ll try and go to them when I’m on here. Hope this helps. Y’all are doing a great job. Love this site. I don’t want to see it go.

OK ….I finished setting up the alternative subscription payment gateway with STRipe…
so the plan is to get a content storage and delivery network set up to take the load off the server. With Images and videos being served from another server…that leaves this server to just process commands related to the site and not be a media server as well…something I should have done a LONG time ago.
When the CDN is setup and working, I will work getting the member profiles set up correctly…including the Chaos credits , members avatars…hopefully chat, member to member messaging….maybe site email addresses for the higher tier subscribers…all I know is we need to get the load off the server as much as we can. Oh and Subscribers watermarks or something to recognize the people that support the site.
The whole original idea was to duplicate and improve on the original site and now I am hoping we TOGETHER can improve this site and make a great home for everyone that wants to participate.
ONE thing I miss greatly is the great debates we used to have in the comments section. So I am going to focus on making the commenting as easy and seamless as I can. I would love to get some of those great threads going again. With the content CAT posts up, there SHOULD be some outstanding conversations going on in the comments and there just doesnt seem to ever be. That is something I want to change,

Thank you all for your support

ElectricEhye

Would it be possible to get a heads up email on the the yearly subscription a couple weeks before it’s is due? That way I can make sure there is enough money to pay. I’ll forget in a year.

Hi, I don’t think my subscription is working. Can’t access lots of the content.
Any help would be great!

Mr a , you have a tier two subscription, what content are you unable to see?

You might need to upgrade your subscription if you aren’t able to access ‘certain’ posts…… nudge, nudge, wink, wink. ?

There is a listing above on what content you can view, and the other content available in other tiers.

For those interested, here is a rough schedule of the subscriber content going up each week:
Tuesdays boob post: available to boob tube tier 2.5, tier 3, and god tier subscribers
Wednesdays: subscriber only content post (something cool or interesting) depending on your tier you will get to view 1 or all 4 during the month
Thursdays boob post: available to boob tube tier 2.5, tier 3, and god tier subscribers
Saturdays: 10 weekend only posts and a girl post (how much you have access to is determined by your tier) god tier gets it all

if you are interested in nipples then tier 2.5 boob tube is the way to go. Or tier 3 or god tier.

here are the descriptions of all the tiers just in case anyone missed them in the post:
WE HAVE MANY TIERS OF SUBSCRIPTION AND EACH TIER GETS SPECIAL ACCESS TO SUBSCRIBER ONLY CONTENT.
TIER ONE GETS 1 SUBSCRIBER POST A MONTH
TIER TWO GETS 2 SUBSCRIBER POSTS A MONTH
BOOB TUBE TIER 2.5 GETS 2 SUBSCRIBER POSTS A MONTH AND 2 extra (nude) boob posts a WEEK (That’s 8 Extra Boob Posts A Month)
TIER THREE GETS 4 SUBSCRIBER POSTS A MONTH AND THE BOOB TUBE CONTENT
GOD TIER GETS EVERYTHING (ALL THE TIERS AND BOOB TUBE) PLUS EXCLUSIVE WEEKEND CONTENT

Hope that helps guys

“Anyone who already has a subscription, your feedback/testimonial would be appreciated. You may encourage others to subscribe!”

DO YOUR DUTY!

Also:

Nipples!

The subscription is the way to go. Good content, plus it helps keep the site alive. The ones running the site work hard just to keep us entertained. So if you are a lurker like me (or not) please subscribe.

I keep trying to subscribe but I keep getting an error message on paypal 🙁

Mckay just go on gofundme and make a donation in the amount of the subscription you want and write me at catastrophic@chaostrophic.com letting me you did it and know which subscription you want and we can give you an account on the back end. we have done it for a few folks already and it has worked out great. Let me know if you do it!

I am so sorry for the people having trouble with paypal. I apologize. They are being buttholes.

P.S. Stripe (the payment gateway) turned us down because we have nipples. EVIL NIPPLES!!!!!

To all those people who are not yet members or have not yet subscribed or any visitor for that matter. You will not find a web site as diverse and entertaining as Chaostrophic! The folks running this site have put forth a lot of effort so we, the viewers have a place to fill an otherwise blank space in our day. These people need our help to keep the lights on and the content coming….so kicking a few bucks their way for a subscription will not break anyone’s bank and instead insure us of keeping a good thing going.. I believe the best is yet to come!

JUST DO IT!

I have donated to the gofundme and I have subscribed and I still can’t access content. Please help.

Keybomb, sorry you are having problems, I looked and your subscription is active. With the basic membership you get to see 1 subscriber post a month.

You should be able to see these right now:
https://www.chaostrophic.com/35-cursed-thanks-i-hate-it-images-for-you-to-hate-subscriber/
https://www.chaostrophic.com/10-facts-about-the-porn-industry-subscriber/
https://www.chaostrophic.com/morning-mayhem-special-subscriber-edition-2/
https://www.chaostrophic.com/mega-huge-lunchtime-laugh-break-special-subscriber-edition/

these 4 should work for you and are above the 1 post that tier has open to it, you got 4!
Let me know if those work, because they should work fine for you, if not there is a problem.

If you are wanting to see boob content or other content you might want to upgrade your subscription.

Thanks for subscribing because you are helping keep the server on!

For those interested, here is a rough schedule of the subscriber content going up each week:
Tuesdays boob post: available to boob tube tier 2.5, tier 3, and god tier subscribers
Wednesdays: subscriber only content post (something cool or interesting) depending on your tier you will get to view 1 or all 4 during the month
Thursdays boob post: available to boob tube tier 2.5, tier 3, and god tier subscribers
Saturdays: 10 weekend only posts and a girl post (how much you have access to is determined by your tier) god tier gets it all

if you are interested in nipples then tier 2.5 boob tube is the way to go. Or tier 3 or god tier.

here are the descriptions of all the tiers just in case anyone missed them in the post:
WE HAVE MANY TIERS OF SUBSCRIPTION AND EACH TIER GETS SPECIAL ACCESS TO SUBSCRIBER ONLY CONTENT.
TIER ONE GETS 1 SUBSCRIBER POST A MONTH
TIER TWO GETS 2 SUBSCRIBER POSTS A MONTH
BOOB TUBE TIER 2.5 GETS 2 SUBSCRIBER POSTS A MONTH AND 2 extra (nude) boob posts a WEEK (That’s 8 Extra Boob Posts A Month)
TIER THREE GETS 4 SUBSCRIBER POSTS A MONTH AND THE BOOB TUBE CONTENT
GOD TIER GETS EVERYTHING (ALL THE TIERS AND BOOB TUBE) PLUS EXCLUSIVE WEEKEND CONTENT

Hope that helps guys

I was the first to donate to the GoFundMe. Sorry, that’s all I can manage right now.

Jay, first off Thank you! Please write me at catastrophic@chaostrophic and verify your name and email from gofundme and I will give you a subscription on the back end.

So happy this is active!! and this rad site is still active.
Just did tier 3 I’d love to be a GOD but not yet!!
Feels good to support The Chaos
Till

Thank you. I’ve sent you an email. Don’t mind the attachment, my dog suggested I include a photo 🙂

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