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Woman Invents Hilariously NSFW Method To Measure Snowfall

We’ve all been there: you wake up to a yard full of snow, glance up from over the edge of your morning cup of coffee you think, “F*ck. How many inches in that?”

After all, a few inches of snow can mean the difference between school being open and a snow day. Or working from the office or working from home! Or, you know, just being a generally productive member of society versus a lazy slob who hangs out in their pajamas all day.

Well, one genius woman from North Carolina figured out the best way to measure the depth of the snow without ever having to find a ruler.

“I’d say we got about 8 inches in thomasville 😂,” wrote Dana Willis, who determined how much snowfall there was balls-to-tip by pushing pink dildo into the snow.

At time of publication, Willis’ post has been shared over 3,000 times.

Hey, you have to admit: that is pretty innovative. Plus, it is probably more accurate than whatever the meteorologist is telling you.

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