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GuwCK8N[1]What do these guys think is going to go down when they send random dick pics to these girls. I have posted 10 of these idiots just in the last month trying to slide into models and other girls DMs with their dicks. Dicks that every other dude has!

This girl gave Romeo a taste of his own medicine!

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Samantha Mawdsley had just left a positive review on the Facebook page of a restaurant she had recently visited when a man named James commented on her post, and asked her to check her messages.

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These DUDES ARE TROLLING AROUND RESTAURANT REVIEW PAGES NOW?! WTF!

‘He commented asking me to check my DMs so he could “get my opinion”,’ Samantha told Metro.co.uk.

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She had no idea what James needed an opinion on, so she had a look at her message folder.

And when she did, she was faced with an image of James’s penis.

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Nice eyes, here is my dick…

Samantha went on to send James a rather wide selection of random d*ck pics she found on the internet – and discovered James’s reaction was somewhat surprising.

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Samantha said: ‘7,000 people have shared my album so far. 38,000 people have searched for James on Facebook – presumably to send a d*ck pic.

‘This is being discussed all over the Internet. And I continue to be flooded with messages of support (and one d*ck pic – I wish I was kidding…).’

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NICE!

The album, which eventually got her account locked, originally read:

Last night I received a comment on a review I left for a lovely little restaurant. When I checked my messages, *BOOM* Unsolicited dick pic!

I’ve read about these mystical happenings but since I’ve been in a loving, pre-Tinder, three-year relationship, I never thought I’d witness the horror first-hand.

My initial thought was to ignore it, as we females are taught from such a young age. But…. Nah! I decided to mess with him and call him out on all his ridiculous behaviours and double standards. To my delight, he was suckered into the debate! My favourite bit is “I just want to puke! Please stop!”

It was 2am and I’d been drinking (Euros were on! This girl likes football!) so excuse some typos and autocorrects. And genuine apologies for all the pics of penis – I censored them because NOBODY likes an unsolicited d*ck pic! But do enjoy our little conversation!

You’ve got to give it to her, she’s really fucked him over.

Moral of the story? Probably best to not send a stranger unsolicited dick pics. Or you could end up like this guy.

 

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