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This Woman’s Boyfriend Used A Sex Toy To Close A Bag Of Cheetos And The Internet Can’t Handle It

This Woman’s Boyfriend Used A Sex Toy To Close A Bag Of Cheetos And The Internet Can’t Handle It

When you find yourself with the willpower to resist eating the entire bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, it’s important to seal the bag and put it away so you don’t get any ideas. (But if you do wind up eating the whole bag, no judgment. That shit’s delicious.)

So when 19-year-old Michelle Kairu’s boyfriend decided to save the second half of the bag for bae (awww), he grabbed the first thing he could find: a pair of her nipple clamps.

Yup. He used a pair of her nipple clamps. TBH, not a bad idea–as long as you’re going to eat the rest of the Cheetos before your next scheduled hanky-panky sesh.

Cosmopolitan spoke with Kairu about her hilarious tweet. “I went over to my boyfriend’s place after work and he always surprises me with different snacks,” she told the outlet. “That night they just happened to be Hot Cheetos, so that’s how those came into the picture.”

Twitter can’t get enough of nipple clamps’ apparent alternate use.

https://twitter.com/iiBreakNecks/status/912769804158648320

https://twitter.com/fay_the_fan/status/912871652668579841

https://twitter.com/palmwinegal/status/912850496939012097

However, Kairu isn’t quite as impressed as everyone on the internet is–but for a sweet reason. “My reaction wasn’t too big of a thing — I’m used to him always surprising me, honestly,” she told Cosmopolitan. “He’s something else. I love it.”

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