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World’s Biggest Douchebag Kicked Off JetBlue Flight After Yelling About His $4 Million Salary And His 176 IQ

World’s Biggest Douchebag Kicked Off JetBlue Flight After Yelling About His $4 Million Salary And His 176 IQ

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Well it’s not often I watch an 11-minute video all the way through that doesn’t say ‘Brazzers’ in the bottom left corner, but when I do it’s to remind myself how shitty my life is. Do I make $4 million a year? No. Do I own six houses? That’s just impractical. Do I have a 176 IQ? I cheated on my SATs. SIGH, how will I ever be as cool as the dude who got kicked off a JetBlue flight for being a King among peasants. My god, what a fucking loser. I just want to sit down with that dude’s parents and ask them if they truthfully love their son or if they’d prefer returning him to the TJ Maxx exchange counter with that FILA jumpsuit atrocity he’s sportin.

See if I was on that flight I’d advise the crew to let those three dudes stay on the flight and while we’re at 30,000 feet over the Pacific, toss them out the emergency exit with their seat cushions so we can see if those mafucka’s really float. That way, we can expel a few dregs of society and we can get confirmation of something I’ve wondered about for years. If a 12 foot piece of beachwood can’t hold a teenage Rose and Jack, there’s no fucking way a seat cushion can keep my fat ass afloat.

P.S. Would you rather spend a week with 176 IQ dude or this lady?

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I choose Option C: Suicide.

P.P.S. That insult track suit threw at Mr. Clean doe. “Mr. Bald, can’t grow a set of hair.” Set of hair. 176 IQ.

4 replies on “World’s Biggest Douchebag Kicked Off JetBlue Flight After Yelling About His $4 Million Salary And His 176 IQ”

I think that very loud, obnoxious woman should have been removed as well.

All the men in this video are acting like a bunch of assholes, the guys sitting across from the douche are also homophobic pricks. The only decent one is the woman in the bulkhead seat who told them all to shut up and called the flight attendant. I hope all of them were kicked off and banned from flying Jet Blue ever again.

If they had thrown her off as well there would have been a standing ovation.

I bet both are exaggerations.

PS, The dude. Nothing trumps an angry twat.

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