Would You F*ck This 73 Year Old Grandma?

I’d do this woman. Hell Yea!


You are only as young as you feel as the saying goes…

One 73-year-old widow and mother-of-three was left with great results after undergoing a bit of nip and tuck to make her body and dress sense look as young as she felt.

Jane Pesch of Swadlingcote, Derbyshire, spent thousands of pounds on monthly botox injections and went to Poland for a £4,000 neck-lift.

The septuagenarian has spoken very frankly of her plastic surgery: ‘I’m not ashamed to admit I’ve had work done – it’s money well spent.

‘When you get to a certain age, it is harder to dazzle, but I don’t mind having a helping hand as things start to droop or sag.’



Mrs. Pesch has rejected the elasticated waistlines and comfortable slippers expected of those of her age in favor of body-con dresses, miniskirts and high heels.

Indeed, she now owns more than 50 pairs of high heels ‘worth more than £3,000.’

The free bus pass holder is not planning to stop any-time soon saying:

‘I may well have more surgery. I want my mind and body to match.”

sultry Jane Pesch?Ķ..

“I suppose I should be wearing a comfortable cardigan and some flat, sensible shoes. But where would be the fun in that?” she says.

PIC BY SOFIA BOUZIDI / CATERS NEWS - (Pictured: Jane Pesch a sexy 73 year old) - A sultry 73-year-old is proving age is just a number as she turns the heads of men 50 YEARS YOUNGER in her skin-tight mini-dresses - after splashing out more than £10,000 on cosmetic surgery. Pensioner Jane Pesch, from Swadlincote, Derbys, shuns the comfy pants and knitted cardigans usually associated with pensioners, instead wowing in skyscraper heels and fishnet stockings. While her OAP friends are collecting their pensions, the widowed mum-of-three and great-great aunt flies across Europe to go under the knife in Poland to keep her size 10 figure and youthful looks in check. SEE CATERS COPY.

“I have friends my age who dress more conservatively than I do. They say, ‘I wish I could wear the clothes you wear, Jane’.

“But who’s stopping them? There’s no law saying the over-70s have to wear tweed!


Thirty years ago, my three teenage boys’ friends used to wolf whistle me when I picked them up from school. I was flattered that I still ‘had it’.


“So now I’m in my eighth decade, I don’t see why I should fade into the background. I still feel the same as I did back then, so I make every effort to look as young, and as good, as I feel.”

 More power to her.

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