When you get high before Christmas dinner
When you’re high and eat a salt and vinegar chip without knowing it
When you’re high and your friend leaves his fries unguarded
When you eat an edible and go for a walk
When someone tells you they quit smoking weed
When your food is expired and you’re deciding if you’re too high to care
When you get high and go in the McDonald’s playpen
When you realize you’re out of weed
When you make a sandwich stoned
When you’re high hitting on a girl and she says she’s not interested
When you’re really high trying to make yourself fall asleep
When you eat an entire edible
When you’re driving stoned and pass a cop
After you take the first hit of the day
When you’re high and get to Taco Bell right after it closes
