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You Will Never Be As Cool As These 18 People

Note: Please read the following in the voice of Matthew McConaughey, current “Coolest Person Alive”, according to recent polling:

Being cool is an art, only truly mastered by a select few. It can’t be taught in a classroom, learned through self-help podcasts, or bought from the GAP. Once someone tries to be cool, they are officially not cool. This catch-22 makes being cool so elusive… yet so desirable. Here are people who have reached a level of coolness that you will never achieve. Don’t even try.

 

Diaper Head Cool

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Hippo for a Horse Cool

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Child Badass Cool (Is that baby Putin?)

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Animal Lounging Cool

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Triple Beard Cool

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Father/Son Pic Cool

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Beans in a White Blazer Cool

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Outfit from the Future Cool

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Four Popped Collars Cool

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Ultimate Criminal Cool

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Kid in a Suit Cool

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Dog With a Pipe Cool

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Breakdancing Grandma Cool

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Driving while have your arm outside the rear window Cool

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Straw Glasses Cool

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Arnold Looking at a Wine Glass Cool

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Crayon Necklace Cool

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Tri-Colored Spikes Cool

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This Name Cool

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Rollerblading Father and Son Cool

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Have you ever had this level of coolness in your life? If so let us uncool peons hear about it in the comments below.

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