This jogger has no chill, but what you don’t understand is that he’s a settler. Like a pioneer with dysentery on Oregon Trail, he’s earned a certain entitlement to his neighborhood. He’s SEEN SOME SHIT, MAN and now that his ‘hood is gentrified with organic cheese shops and fair trade coffee and craft beer bars with hot tattooed brunette bartenders, he’s entitled to that sidewalk. How dare you tread on HIS turf, fellow yuppies.
Apparently this took place in Downtown Brooklyn.
YUPPIE FIGHT! — NYC Jogger FREAKS OUT On A Yuppie Who Bumped Into Him With A Stroller